quotes list
I used to babysit for them. They go to my church. I dropped their baby.
-- Margie
Perhaps you should consider locking yourself in a hole.
-- Hippie Lady at Wendys
I wish I had diarrhea so I didn't have to work tomorrow.
-- Anonymous
I got a big fatty.
-- Aidan
Is there a future in your world?
-- Mrs. Dunn
The anus cookies are excellent.
-- Altherr
Does it tell you if it needs the remote?
-- Margie
So, are you going to RCIA?
-- Mary Rice
Do you have change for a 5?
-- Margie
There is this game where you take a dollar and turn it into four quarters. Then you have fifteen minutes to get into the right lane.
-- Margie
A pussy for a pussy.
-- Anonymous
Turbo pope.
-- Margie
I think I'm ready to go to bed. I got to finish this beer.
-- Dagani
As the natives would say, its 15 degrees.
-- Dagani
Esoteric is an esoteric word.
-- Altherr
Can we just enjoy the silence?
-- Mickelson
I wouldn't mind giving her a couple children.
-- Mickelson
You're probably goin to give me some spiel about a book, but go ahead.
-- Dagani
That was a good fart. It was like my ass cheeks were applauding me. *Clap* *clap*, good job.
-- Mickelson
It could be worse. You could be on fire. And it could be raining.
-- Batts
What would happen if Maravich was driving a car at 55mph and the car just disappeared?
-- Culver
They call me perverse. I say guilty!
-- Crazy American in Englischer Garten.
Do you sleep with your clothes on?
-- Micheal Moore
It's about genie brains and brainy genes.
-- Batts
This reminds me of the Village in New York. Or German Village in Columbus.
-- Brock Miller
What else happens at 7?... graduation?
-- Brock Miller
So, do you have any easy friends you can hook me up with?
-- Anonymous
We got condomns.
-- Altherr
You got perfect eyes, I got perfect balls.
-- Anonymous
Hi, people on the boat!
-- Mickelson
For fuck's sake.
-- Barry from Dublin
Die Frage ist ob sie rasiert ist.
-- Schmutzigen Niederlandern
Oh yeah, she's still... oh, that's a man. There's his noodle.
-- Dagani
I am Bob Miller, and I live in Fucktown, Idaho on Burdenstreet. You come visit me sometime.
-- Arnie
The Big Gulp is an official SI unit.
-- Altherr
I hope they don't look under my desk at work.
-- Mickelson
I'm going to make a test where the scores range from 1.000.000 to 1.000.800.
-- Altherr
Why do you exist?
-- Scottisch Frau
Why are you here?
-- Dagani
Why did the old man throw a laptop at me?
-- Altherr
If I escaped and killed the guy, and there was a big briefcase full of cash, then who would be laughing?
-- Mickelson
You watch Full House, you feel like a pedaphile.
-- Mickelson
Haben Sie etwas zu essen?
-- Mickelson
If I were a crackhead and you were a cop, I don't think you would ever see your wife again.
-- Mickelson
I'm fat and I smoke.
-- Murray
When you got problems like that, just get some lighter fluid.
-- Anonymous
I'm gonna beat up one of you and steal your shoes.
-- Mickelson
Es wird nicht so heiss gegessen, wie es gekocht wird.
-- Markus Zehender
I apologize for bein' a dick tonight.
-- Dagani
Bombing for democracy is like fucking for virginity.
-- Arnie
Not all hippies want fucking harmony.
-- Maedchen from Munich Hostel
It think this tastes better with the smaller fork.
-- Dagani
It wasn't balls of steel. It was nuts of alcohol.
-- Dagani
She had fucked up teeth, but I liked it.
-- Anonymous
Also...
-- Marston
Ein gute deutsches Wort.
-- Flaig
Rob, shut the fuck up or I'll kill you.
-- Dagani
Are we going downhill? Dave, check the map.
-- Dagani
If I had a coat of arms, it would be a dildo crossed with a spatula. You figure it out.
-- Dagani
Tote Frosch... tote Frosch... tote Frosch.
-- Dagani
Ja, ja. Ich weiss. Kein Zeit.
-- Dagani
Haben Sie Leitungswasser? Pfshh...?
-- Dagani
I can hear you through my earplugs and these things are rated to 25 dB!
-- Murray
Shut up!
-- Suszkiw
Kein Sprache!
-- Murray
Tomorrow, I just wanna 'shit and git'.
-- Mickelson
Sechzehn ist fair Game.
-- Dagani
Was machen wir? Wir trinken Bier!
-- Rademann
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